Gosh Ma! Can Ya Fix that Ramp Breath?

A Ramp Lover Walks Her Path Alone? How to cure “Ramp Breath”

How to Cure Ramp Breath Eat Ramps without worry about the funk Ramps are some the best tasting wild foods most Americans can lay their lips to. But unfortunately ramps have a bad rep due to their stinky side-effects.

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Ramp & Potato Soup – It’s Stinking Good!

Potato and Wild Leek (Ramps) Soup Now we have eaten some fine soups in our day but this potato  soup extra tasty. If you want you can substitute leeks or green onions (whiny ramp cousins) if it’s past ramp season. Serves 4 to 6. 

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The Ramp Vegetable Cure for Fitness?

“It Was the Worst Basketball Season Ever…” “Until We Found the Ramp Vegetable Cure!”   “The coach said that the “Gentleman’s Power Elixir” would help our team win more games. But is was the worst product! I been taking a triple-shot of the Power Elixir every day for a month along with a stack with vitamins […]

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Mashed Potatoes with Dried Ramps

Mashed Potatoes with Dried Ramps

  Mashed Potatoes with Dried Ramps Mashed potatoes are probably one of the easiest side dishes to make!  This wonderful recipe will yield 8-12 servings. These are the  Ultimate Mashed Potatoes.

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Potato and Ramps Omelet

Potato & Ramps Omelet Ramps, potatoes and eggs is a recurring classic. This wonderful recipe yields 6 servings and makes a nice brunch or light lunch.

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Can the Ramp Vegetable Cure Help You Lose Weight?

The Ramp Vegetable Cure for Weight Loss? The combination of choice ramp recipes, herbs and the occasional sip of mountain made moonshine, will cure (almost) any women’s weight issues was discovered more than 114 years ago, and for over a half a century been outlawed – despite it’s beneficial effect. Lucida Ramson’s Ramp Vegetable Cure […]

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Ramps with Orzo and Pancetta

Ramps with Orzo and Pancetta Ramps with Orzo and Pancetta is recommended as a quick lunch or light supper. The flavor of the orzo is enhanced by cooking it the leftover ramp blanching water. Ingredients: 1-2 bunches of clean ramps with roots trimmed 1 cup orzo pasta Sea salt to taste 1/2 pound pancetta (or […]

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Creamed Ramps

Ramps, seen here in their untrimmed state, are a type of wild leek that make super dishes like creamed ramps. Creamed Ramps Serves 4 as a side dish Ingredients: “In general, about ½ lb of fresh ramps sauté down to 1 cup. You will need a food processor or blender to prepare this dish.

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